35.
worked for the makers of filePro?
(subcontracting or part-time is ok)
36.
tried to get at job at filePro HQ?
37.
... offered to work for free?
38.
visited filePro HQ in Indianapolis, IN?
39.
... Louisville, KY?
40.
... Hawthorne, NY?
41.
... Manhattan, NY?
42.
... Brooklyn, NY?
43.
... Pittsburgh, PA?
44.
... Atlanta, GA?
45.
... Washington DC?
46.
traveled more than 2 time zones to visit
a filePro HQ?
47.
traveled more than 2 time zones to attend a
filePro conference?
48.
... more than 6 time zones?
49.
... crossed the equator?
50.
seen filePro C source code?
51.
met or talked on the phone with Howie?
52.
... with Dave?
53.
... with Ken?
54.
... Ron?
55.
... Laura?
56.
... Lenny?
57.
... Nigel?
58.
... Mark?
59.
... Barry?
60.
... Pincus?
61.
... Bill (not Randall)?
62.
know the last names of all of the above people?
63.
had Ken's home phone number?
64.
had Ken's home phone number memorized or
on speed dial?
65.
know Ken's nickname?
66.
written a fan letter to a filePro programmer?
67.
... and included a photo of yourself?
68.
... a nude photo?
69.
named your child or pet after Howie, Dave or Ken?
70.
named your child or pet so that they would have the
initials "F.P." ?
Are you a power developer?
71.
used two computers at the same time to
develop an application?
72.
written a processing table that generates
another processing table?
73.
written processing to create a selection set?
74.
written a script or utility for filePro?
75.
... sold it commercially?
76.
done a "strings" on *clerk or *report
looking for undocumented environmental variables?
77.
found some environmental variables this way?
78.
shown your application to a customer and they
said "I didn't know filePro could do that"?
79.
... to another fP developer?
80.
... to a fP programmer?
81.
taught a filePro class?
82.
taught your boyfriend/girlfriend, spouse, parent
or child filePro?
83.
... are they better at it than you now?
84.
found a bug in filePro?
85.
submitted a bug report?
86.
found a bug in filePro, used it in an
application and complained to the filePro
programmers when they fixed the bug?
87.
written a print code table?
88.
... with all 255 entries used?
89.
used autoshuff?
90.
used swapCPU?
91.
used xfer?
92.
used xferdos?
93.
used arrays?
94.
... aliased to real fields, dummy fields or a lookup?
95.
used dmoedef as a word processor to
write letters (no mail merge)?
96.
imported data into filePro?
97.
exported data from filePro?
98.
used associated fields?
99.
... in selection sets?
100.
... correctly?
101.
... the first time?
102.
used the USER command?
103.
... to do more than "sendmail" or
calculate numbers with "bc"?
104.
written a game in filePro?
105.
written filePro code outside?
106.
written filePro code while on vacation?
107.
written filePro code for more than 10 hours at a time?
108.
missed a meal while programming?
109.
missed an important event while
programming? (anniversary, birthday,
Christmas, Passover, a wedding, your own wedding)
110.
programmed filePro while traveling in a plane?
111.
... while traveling in a car, truck or train?
112.
... in bed?
113.
... while naked?
114.
... while having sex?
115.
... went back to programming filePro
immediately after sex?
116.
... while drunk or high?
117.
... ... and the code worked?